Last night at the pool, as we were observing E1 and E2 jump off the diving board:
Rob: Look at that, E1 bobs right back up and has time to wipe the hair out of her face. E2 takes forever to come back up and barely has time to gasp for air before she begins swimming. Even while she's swimming her body is under water, not on top. Why is that?
Nancy: Maybe because she has almost no body fat to help her float?
We promptly took her to McD's to fatten her up.